Cave Johnson in Portal 2 is hilarious. Totally hilarious. Go look him up on the YouTube.

2 Quotes:

“Alright, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons don’t make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down. With the lemons. I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! (Coughs) Ha-ha.”

“Just a heads up, that coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it so we can track the neuronal activity in your brain. There’s a slight chance the calcium could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe. Anyway, don’t stress yourself thinking about it. I’m serious. Visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction.”