Sexy Costume
Went to the store today and I found a whole section of sexy costumes. I found Sexy Alice in Wonderland, and Sexy Nurse, and Sexy Supergirl, and Sexy Kitty Cat… but I couldn’t find a single damn Sexy Batman, or Sexy Mad Hatter, or Sexy ArmyGuy at all. Where are all the sexy guy costumes? How am I, as a male, supposed to dress appropriately for Halloween without a sexy costume?
/sarcasm
The sexy girl and crappy sexual innuendo costume sections were 87% of the total costume selection … and that’s counting the kids section too.
